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| Jackson family | |
| Type: | Family |
Jackson family may refer to any family unit with the surname of Jackson. One family that shared this name appeared in the 2015 holiday horror film Krampus. They were a family of militant, pseudo-macho alt-right a-holes, who prized strength and overall manliness over all other characteristics - even the women. The patriarch of the family was Howard "Howie" Jackson, Sr. who drove a Hummer, bragged about his gun collection and repeatedly intoned the mantra "A shepherd must protect his flock". He was married to a woman named Linda with whom he had four children; the obnoxious twin girls Jordan and Stevie (deliberately gifted with gender-neutral sounding names), the socially affected Howie Jackson, Jr., and a newborn daughter named Chrissy, who is not old enough to have yet inherited any of her family's more negative traits, but who am I kidding? She's probably going to grow up to become an a-hole too.
Members[]
Krampus[]
- Howard Jacks, Sr.
- Linda Jackson
- Jordan Jackson
- Stevie Jackson
- Howie Jackson, Jr.
- Chrissy Jackson
Notes & Trivia[]
- TBA
See also[]
- Engel family