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Catwoman
Catwoman (2004)
Credits
Title: Catwoman
Director: Pitof
Writers: Theresa Rebeck; John D. Brancato [1]; Michael Ferris; John Rogers
Producers: Bruce Berman; Denise Di Novi; Michael Fottrell; Alison Greenspan; Ed Jones; Robert Kirby; Edward McDonnell [2]; Benjamin Melniker; Marc Resteghini; Michael E. Uslan
Composer: Klaus Badelt
Cinematography: Thierry Arbogast
Editors: Sylvie Landra
Production
Distributed by: Warner Bros.
Village Roadshow Pictures
Released: July 23rd, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Running time: 104 min.
Country: USA
Language: English
Budget: $100,000,000 [3][4]
Gross: $40,202,379 (US) [3]$82,102,379 (Worldwide) [3]
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Catwoman is a friggin' terrible movie. Yeah, okay... I'm breaking the general narrative flow of non-biased objectivity that is preferred on most wikis by interjecting such a negative comment, but I think its been universally agreed upon that Catwoman is one of the most uproariously and unintentionally bad pieces of crap to ever slime its way onto celluloid. Seriously, the only entertainment value in this chunk of skank is mocking it after kicking back a few beers. And trust me, you WILL need copious amounts of alcohol to get through this.

Catwoman was directed by a guy who calls himself Pitof. No surprise that he used an alias. I would too if I was responsible for this cinematic turd. The script required a team of four writers to make it suitably crappy which includes Theresa Rebeck, John D. Brancato, Michael Ferris and John Rogers. It was produced by Village Roadshow Pictures and Warner Bros. and released through Warner theatrically in the United States on July 23rd, 2004. The film is (and I cannot stress this enough) LOOSELY based on the supervillain/anti-hero comic book character Catwoman, who is typically seen causing problems for everyone's favorite Dark Knight detective, Batman as seen in comic books published by DC Comics. In most sources, the Catwoman character is actually a woman named Selina Kyle, who is a cat burglar, but in this gem, her name is Patience Phillips and she is played by actress Halle Berry. For shame Halle. For shame. [5]

Plot[]

Cast[]

Actor Role
Halle Berry Catwoman, Patience Phillips
Benjamin Bratt Tom Lone
Sharon Stone Laurel Hedare
Lambert Wilson George Hedare
Frances Conroy Ophelia
Alex Borstein Sally
Michael Massee Armando
Byron Mann Wesley
Kim Smith Drina
Christopher Heyerdhal Rocker
Peter Winfield Doctor Ivan Slavicky
Berend McKenzie Lance
Chase Nelson-Murray Kid #1
Manny Petruzzelli Kid #2
Harley Reiner Kid #3
Ona Grauer Sandy
Landy Cannon Randy
Judith Maxie Jeweler
Michael Daingerfield Forensics cop
Benita Ha Forensics technician
James Lloyd Reynolds Hottie doctor
Jill Krop Newscaster
Dagmar Midcap Television reporter
Ryan Robbins Bartender
John Cassini Graphologist
Patricia Mayen-Salazar Housekeeper
Diego Diablo Del Mar Barker
Connor Dunn Little boy
Michael P. Northey Jail guard
Aaron Douglas Detective #1
Peter Williams Detective #2
Janet Varney Party girl
John Mann Bouncer
Brooke Theiss Ferris wheel mom
Michasha Armstrong Ferris wheel operator
James Ashcroft Janitor
Herbert Duncanson Security guard
Larry Sullivan Warehouse supervisor
Ashlea Earl Performance dancer
Lori Fung Performance dancer
Ursula Haczkiewicz Performance dancer
Alisoun Payne Performance dancer
Laurence Racine Performance dancer

Notes & Trivia[]

Recommendations[]

DC Comics films

External Links[]

References[]

  1. Screenplay and story writer John D. Brancato is credited as John Brancato in this film. Props to him for being brave enough to use his real name.
  2. Producer Edward McDonnell is credited as Edward L. McDonnell in this chunk of waste.
  3. 3.0 3.1 3.2 IMDB; Catwoman (2004); Box office & Business
  4. $100,000,000 was shelled out for this taint!?? Seriously? Where did the money go? I assume that it all went to Miss Berry's and Miss Stone's paychecks. Its the only explanation.
  5. Putting aside all of my negativity, this doesn't even come close to being the penultimate of BAD when compared to some lesser features, most of which go straight to the direct-to-video market. Heck, it's not even as bad as Batman and Robin. Remember THAT piece of crap?
  6. Amazon.com; Catwoman (2004); DVD; Widescreen edition.


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