| "Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man" | |
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| Series 3rd Rock from the Sun Season 3, Episode 18 | |
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| Air date | February 25th, 1998 |
| Writers | Bill Martin; Mike Schiff |
| Director | Robert Berlinger |
| Producers | Linwood Boomer; Marcy Carsey; Joe Fisch; Patrick Kienlen; Bob Kushell; Caryn Mandabach; Bill Martin; Tim Ryder; Mike Schiff; Bonnie Turner; Terry Turner; Tom Werner; Christine Zander |
| Starring | John Lithgow; Kristen Johnston; French Stewart; Joseph Gordon-Levitt; Jane Curtin |
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"Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man" is the eighteenth episode from season three of the science fiction sitcom series 3rd Rock from the Sun. The episode was directed by Robert Berlinger with a script written by Bill Martin and Mike Schiff. It first aired on NBC on February 25th, 1998. In this episode, Sally Solomon goes on a date, with little knowledge of accepted Earth mating rituals, only to find that her potential suitor is a complete jerk. Tommy Solomon begins going to high school and receives an education unlike anything he's ever experienced.