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 * Finish Clancy Brown
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 * Synopsis for ALF Episode: A.L.F.
 * Finish Pat Gorman
 * Add Small Wonder and My Favorite Martian crew to Dick Wilson
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ALF
Willie Tanner and his wife Kate are in the garage experimenting with a short wave radio. While adjusting the frequency, Willie notices a thunderous sound coming from above. Flashing lights shine down through the windows and their children, Lynn and Brian rush in to see what is going on. Suddenly, a space ship crashes into the roof of their garage. The cockpit of the ship is sticking through the aperture and they can clearly see an extraterrestrial lying unconscious inside.

Willie opens the ship and brings the alien into the house. Kate doesn't want him to set it on the couch, so Willie clears some space on the coffee table. A buzz of excitement fills the room as they try to determine exactly what it is. Willie identifies it as an A.L.F., an alien life form. At first, Willie is exhilerated, but then grows scared, wondering what diseases the thing might carry. ALF awakens and asks Willie to help him repair his space ship. They are all shocked to see that it speaks English. Before "getting friendly", ALF asks for a light snack. They learn to their horror that his species enjoys eating cats. Unfortunately, the Tanners own a pet cat named Lucky. Kate forbids ALF from snacking on their cat and offers him a can of dented cat food instead. ALF accepts it, indicating that he could "use the ruffage".

While ALF is scouting out the kitchen, Kate expresses her concerns to Willie. Willie asks her to give him one day to see if he can repair the ship. Kate reluctantly agrees.

The following day, Kate wakes up and finds ALF lying in bed next to her. They both scream and cry out for Willie. ALF runs into the bathroom where Willie is finishing up shaving. Willie asks him what is the matter and ALF replies, "Nothing. Just screaming." Willie then prepares to take a shower while ALF plays with the shaving cream. He warns ALF that Kate is against the idea of him staying here so he needs to mind his behavior. He also warns him to stay away from the windows because they have a nosy neighbor, Mrs. Ockmonek and he doesn't want anyone to see ALF. While Willie showers, ALF instantly disobeys him. He looks out the window and sees Mrs. Ochmonek staring back at him from the window of her house. Willie gets out of the shower and asks for a towel. Instead of giving him a towel, ALF unravels a roll of bathroom tissue and hands it to him.

later in garage; willie on ladder trying to fix ship; alf messing with radio; wrench; radio contest; alf goes into house to watch tv with brian; gets up to get beer; kate yells; tells him that she doesn't know hwo they do things on Mork, but on Earth children don't drink beer. alf corrects her. tells her about melmac. its' the name, and also what it is made out of. tells her it exploded; brian wants alf to stay; promises mom that alf will be good;

knock on door; darnell valentine; alien task force; asks if she's harboring alien fugitive; kate says no; everyone is grateful;

late at night; alf goes to garage and tries to send a message to his people.

Quotes
We... we have a visitor. -- Willie