3rd Rock from the Sun: Assault With a Deadly Dick

"Assault With a Deadly Dick" is the seventeenth episode from season one of the science fiction sitcom series 3rd Rock from the Sun. The episode was directed by Robert Berlinger with a script written by Bill Martin and Mike Schiff. It first aired on NBC on April 30th, 1996. In this episode, Sally Solomon goes on a date, with little knowledge of accepted Earth mating rituals, only to find that her potential suitor is a complete jerk. Tommy Solomon begins going to high school and receives an education unlike anything he's ever experienced.