Submarine

A submarine is a big metal penis filled with semen. No wait... seamen. Yeah, that's it. And it's technically not a penis despite its phallic nature and the ability to evoke the "seamen" joke. Submarines are underwater boats with roofs to keep the water out. They are utilized by members of a nation's Armed Forces division.

It's very difficult to see out of them, but fortunately they are equipped with periscopes that pop out of the top so naval officers can look through them. Protocol on a submarine requires junior officers to repeat the exact commands spoken to them by a senior officer. Example: "Increase speed by twenty knots" prompts "Increasing speed to twenty knots!" (with enthusiasm I might add).

Films

 * Godzilla (1998)
 * Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S.
 * King Kong Escapes
 * Son of Godzilla

Television

 * Man from Atlantis: Pilot
 * Man from Atlantis: The Death Scouts
 * Man from Atlantis: The Killer Spores
 * Man from Atlantis: The Disappearances
 * Man from Atlantis: Melt Down
 * Man from Atlantis: The Mudworm
 * Man from Atlantis: The Hawk of Mu
 * Man from Atlantis: Giant
 * Man from Atlantis: Man O'War
 * Man from Atlantis: Crystal Water, Sudden Death
 * Man from Atlantis: Shoot-Out at Land's End
 * Man from Atlantis: The Naked Montague
 * Man from Atlantis: C.W. Hyde
 * Man from Atlantis: Imp
 * Man from Atlantis: Scavenger Hunt
 * Man from Atlantis: The Siren
 * Man from Atlantis: Deadly Carnival