College

College iz ware smart peepl go. Unless you're good at sports, in which case you can probably get in on a scholarship no matter how much of a dumbass you are. College students cannot enter college without first completing high school with a diploma or GED. As with all things, there are exceptions to every rule. A child prodigy super-frikkin' genius can get into any college he or she likes at any age - provided their parents are willing to shell out a bazillion dollars in tuition fees. Some colleges even provide housing for their students, which is pretty sweet, but again, costs their parents a gruesome sum of money. College students may elect to join school sponsored social groups called fraternities and sororities. Fraternities is for dudes and sororities are for chicks. The quality of education and types of degrees a student may earn varies depending upon the type and/or quality of the college in question. There are universities, which offer the highest grade of education and services, state colleges, which are pretty cool as well, and of course community college, which is kind of like executive high school.