John Crichton/Quotes

"My name is John Crichton, an astronaut. A radiation wave hit and I got shot through a wormhole. Now I'm lost in some distant part of the universe on a ship, a living ship, full of strange alien life forms. Help me. Listen, please. Is there anybody out there who can hear me? I'm being hunted by an insane military commander. Doing everything I can. I'm just looking for a way home."

- John Crichton

"My name is John Crichton... an astronaut. Three years ago I got shot through a wormhole. I'm in a distant part of the universe aboard this living ship of escaped prisoners, my friends. I've made enemies. Powerful. Dangerous. Now all I want is to find a way home, to warn Earth. Look upward, and share... the wonders I have seen."

- John Crichton

"I'm not going E.V.A., Dad and I'm not walking on the moon. I'm just running a little experiment."

- John Crichton

"You fart helium?!"

- John Crichton to Rygel

"You shanghai my ass down here and now you want me to lead? Give me one good reason?"

- John Crichton

"Rygel is an obnoxious gas bag and who's going to shell out for that?"

- John Crichton