User:Brian Kurtz

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Television

 * Finish DS9 episode templates season 5 to 7
 * Finish Terry Nation Doctor Who episodes beginning with season 4
 * Brightness: 15
 * Contrast: 48

Abandoned links

 * Clone Trooper action figure (Star Wars Legacy Collection: Saga Legends - Revenge of the Sith)


 * 1) You wouldn't think that Alfred Pennyworth, Ed Rooney, Darth Sidious and Dumbledore would be BFFs, but truth be known, they all used to share secrets at a slumber party in a town called...
 * 2) Before shaking things up at Hogwarts, actor Richard Harris previously had to deal with the awkwardness of gay giraffes in what 2000 film?
 * 3) He said whaaaat? Identify the character and source of the following quotes:
 * Hickok's half-women friend's off somewheres on a tear. The orphan square head's in the widow's care. The widow feels put upon. She's asked me to find her some help. I suggested the gimp.
 * I am so sick of Sookie Stackhouse and her precious vagina and her stupid name!
 * As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
 * You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing.
 * But I was going to go to Tosche Station to pick up a pair of testicles! [whine, whine, cry, cry, blubber, blubber]
 * You look like two seals fighting over a grape.


 * 1) What obscure flying conveyance from a forgotten 80s TV show can easily be PWNED by the likes of Knight Rider, Blue Thunder, Firefox, Street Hawk, the Millennium Falcon, the Starship Enterprise, the Thunder Tank, Attak Trak, the Jupiter 2, a Goa'uld death glider, Moya, a car from Tron, Speed Buggy, the Batmobile, a Landspeeder, the Mystery Machine, the General Lee, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, the X-Men's Blackbird, a Nerf-mobile, a Radio Flyer, the Griswold family station wagon, the Haunted Tank, Lonestar's space Wannebego, the Fantasticar, a Gobot, Elliot and E.T.'s bicycle and Snoopy's Sopwith Camel?
 * 2) According to K, what caused the 1978 New York blackout and who was responsible for it?
 * 3) CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? What are the Earth equivilants to these fictional sci-fi phrases?
 * Dren
 * Fahrbot
 * Frak
 * Frell
 * Gorram
 * Hezmana
 * Shazbot
 * Tralk
 * Yotz

1. Sleepy Hollow 2. Gladiator 3. E.B. Farnum, Deadwood
 * Pam de Beaufort, True Blood
 * O-Ren Ishii, Kill Bill (Part 1)
 * Mal Reynolds, Serenity
 * Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
 * James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man 2

4. Airwolf 5. Little bouncy ball; the Great Attractor 6. Bullshit; Shit; Bullshit; Fuck; Fuck; God damn; Hell; Shit; Slut; Asshole