Ghidorah (I)

Things King Ghidorah can NOT do

 * Secure an undisputed victory against Godzilla.


 * Keep his tail out of Rodan's mouth.


 * Avoid getting pelted with rocks by Godzilla.


 * Escape from a meticulously crafted tower of smoke rings from Minya.


 * Qualify for American Idol.


 * Fit through a turnstile.


 * High-Five.


 * Pick his nose.


 * Take a leak without someone looking at his dong.