The X-Files: Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster

"Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-Monster" is the third episode of season ten of the paranormal mystery series The X-Files and the 203rd episode of the series overall. It was written and directed by Darin Morgan. The episode first aired on the FOX Network on Monday, February 1st, 2016 at 9:00 pm. In this episode, Fox Mulder and Dana Scully.... uhh... meet a were-monster.

Quotes

 * Fox Mulder: It shot blood at me. From its eye, Scully- I think. It was hard for me to see, because I had blood in my eyes.
 * Dana Scully: I haven't done a blood analysis yet, but it's probably residue from the prior attack on this victim. And animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs.
 * Fox Mulder: Oh, no? Well, tell that to the horned lizard. Which shoots blood out its eyeball, Scully, yes. It's a defense mechanism. Scientific fact!
 * Dana Scully: Mulder, the Internet is not good for you.

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 * Fox Mulder: Scully, I gave up profiling before I gave up monsters. You've seen one serial killer, you've seen them all.

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 * Fox Mulder: So you're agreeing with me?
 * Dana Scully: No! You're bat-crap crazy!

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 * Fox Mulder: Scully, since we've been away, much of the "unexplained" has been explained. The "Death Valley Racetrack"? Turns out it was just ice formations, moving the rocks around as it melted. Yeah, ice. Humility prevents me from recounting how I once thought it had something to do with a series of mysterious sightings of a rock-like creature in Colorado which turned out to just be a publicity stunt by a local landscaping business. It's amazing, going through these archives with fresh - if not wiser - eyes, how many of these cases, whether it's "The Amarillo Armadillo Man" or "The Hairy Whatsit of Walla Walla" can be explained away as fraternity pranks, practical jokes or people making stuff up simply because they're bored and or crazy. And if that doesn't explain it, well then it was probably just ice.
 * Dana Scully: Mulder, have you been taking your meds?