Death by television

"Welcome to prime time, bitch!"

- Freddy Krueger

Death by television: People always say that too much TV is bad for you. Your parents probably told you that it'll rot your brain, or make you go blind. Sure, a little bit of time spent on ye old boob tube might be fun, but there's no escaping one simple, inarguable truth... TV KILLS!

This was never more true than for poor Jennifer Caulfield, the chain-smoking mental patient and wannabe actress from A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. After burning herself with cigarettes in a continuing effort to stay awake, Jennifer ultimately lost her battle against the Sandman and dozed off, making her easy prey for everybody's favorite dreamtime huckster, Freddy Krueger. With a quip about finally making it into "prime time", Freddy animated a wall-mounted television at the Westin Psychiatric Hospital and plowed Jennifer's scrawny ass through the front of it, head-first, ultimately killing her.